I need to mow today…
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If I’m shopping and hungry, is it ok to open a box of Cheez-its and snack?
TIL that the “Express Cook” under the numbers mean I can hit that number to set the microwave for that many minutes. And it doesn’t work for >7
Barnacles, Walmart, where are the Ho Hos?!?!
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Note to self: Use a cart when buying kitty litter
“She’s lost that loving feeling.”
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For some reason, adding “for you” after a chore does not get me any brownie points. Ex. “I’m folding the laundry for you”
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I ran three miles and then ate a Cinnabon. Am I training for a marathon correctly?
New mailbox day!!
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“In theory momentos serve to bring back the moment. In fact they serve only to make clear how inadequately I appreciated the moment when it was here.” Joan Didion