Chris, stop trying to make grilled mushrooms happen. They’re never going to happen.

Can food make you feel pretty?

Every spring when I start running again I curse Past Ryan for slacking off the last 4 months

Chinese food, The Mandalorian, and a cat. The pinnacle of life.

I was attacked by adorableness on my run!

True story from Saturday

I needed some bandaids #iykyk

Accuweather and the feds being teases this morning

Well, this is going to be distracting

These are not spirit fingers. THESE are spirit fingers.