Category: Asides

My short micro blog entries of 280 characters or less.

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I’m at Chakeres Cinema 8! The First Purge #rc

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Sweet! Smokey and the Bandit is on Sundance!

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Putting my router and cable modem on a UPS was a genius move by me. I can watch Parks and Rec uninterrupted on my iPad during a thunderstorm.

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I’ve been told I shouldn’t eat from an opened bag of Chewy Sweet Tarts I found in the pantry that expired back in January.

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Cleaning out a litter box is the worst prospecting game ever!

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Every time I hear the default Verizon ringtone, a little piece of me dies inside..

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Happy first day of pants free season!

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Cuphead status – 27%

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Walking in to Goodwill and Funkytown is playing causes one to wonder what year it is.

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Attention candidates: For every piece of junk mail, phone call, or ad I see, I will tell someone to vote against you. And, it looks like I’ll need to plant a tree.