Well, this is going to be distracting

These are not spirit fingers. THESE are spirit fingers.

My Friday commute playlist is lit! 🔥

Wow, the early aughts are now eligible for Throwback Thursday!

I’m pretty sure they brought this on themselves when they bought the 3 disc set

When you like to drink under the bridge and you’re also OCD

I now have the corrector adapter to plug my Xbox 360 into the new TV!!

But you have juice pouches and Rocky!

I’ve failed…

My pretentious Starbucks writing setup