These are not spirit fingers. THESE are spirit fingers.

My Friday commute playlist is lit! 🔥

Wow, the early aughts are now eligible for Throwback Thursday!

I’m pretty sure they brought this on themselves when they bought the 3 disc set

When you like to drink under the bridge and you’re also OCD

I now have the corrector adapter to plug my Xbox 360 into the new TV!!

But you have juice pouches and Rocky!

I’ve failed…

My pretentious Starbucks writing setup

Guess which breakfast is mine and which is Tara’s.