Let’s start the Halloween season with the best ghost movie ever!

If you didn’t know they were Mr. Potato Head socks the ears would be a little disconcerting

Is this day going to get any worse?

Who designed this?!? I need to get that battery out

I cooked tonight!

I assure you that I will not forget the individuals who I inadvertently overlooked during my journey to mayorship

A compliment is a compliment

My theme song