Is this day going to get any worse?

Who designed this?!? I need to get that battery out

I cooked tonight!

I assure you that I will not forget the individuals who I inadvertently overlooked during my journey to mayorship

A compliment is a compliment

My theme song

Is it overplayed? Yes. Does that detract from its awesomeness? No.

My monitor is so woke

I forgot to wear my bracelet this past weekend 😥