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TIL that the “Express Cook” under the numbers mean I can hit that number to set the microwave for that many minutes. And it doesn’t work for >7
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Barnacles, Walmart, where are the Ho Hos?!?!
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Note to self: Use a cart when buying kitty litter
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“She’s lost that loving feeling.”
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For some reason, adding “for you” after a chore does not get me any brownie points. Ex. “I’m folding the laundry for you”
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I ran three miles and then ate a Cinnabon. Am I training for a marathon correctly?