I just realized that America’s Got Talent is just a newer version of The Gong Show.
Whooo ooo! I’m under 100 open tabs in Chrome!
150 browser tabs across three windows… I wonder if I should close some?
I’m updating to iOS 13.1!
If you’re going to play 9-5 on a Monday morning, I think you should wait until 9am.
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, it’s night, and we’re wearing shades. Hit it.
Tara: Kids would really like this show.
Me: I would hope so, you’re watching the Disney Channel.
I think I saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang just drive through town!
If anyone was wondering, I found my headphones.
That moment, when you’re the church accompanist and you start playing the nonexistent third verse.