150 browser tabs across three windows… I wonder if I should close some?
I’m updating to iOS 13.1!
If you’re going to play 9-5 on a Monday morning, I think you should wait until 9am.
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, it’s night, and we’re wearing shades. Hit it.
Tara: Kids would really like this show.
Me: I would hope so, you’re watching the Disney Channel.
I think I saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang just drive through town!
If anyone was wondering, I found my headphones.
That moment, when you’re the church accompanist and you start playing the nonexistent third verse.
My car radio is never loud enough for Prince.
Argh! The pop machine is out of Diet Mountain Dew AND Diet Pepsi! #thehorror