Category: Asides

My short micro blog entries of 280 characters or less.

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Tara: Kids would really like this show.
Me: I would hope so, you’re watching the Disney Channel.

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I think I saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang just drive through town!

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If anyone was wondering, I found my headphones.

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That moment, when you’re the church accompanist and you start playing the nonexistent third verse.

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My car radio is never loud enough for Prince.

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Argh! The pop machine is out of Diet Mountain Dew AND Diet Pepsi! #thehorror

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Today I learned that Old Town Road samples Nine Inch Nails’ “34 Ghosts IV”

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Are Soft Batch cookies not a thing anymore?

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Getting ready to run the Glass City Marathon!

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I went to pick up my pizza without my cellphone. While I waited for my pizza the only thing I could do was sit there like a neanderthal.