Category: Asides

My short micro blog entries of 280 characters or less.

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150 browser tabs across three windows… I wonder if I should close some?

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I’m updating to iOS 13.1!

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If you’re going to play 9-5 on a Monday morning, I think you should wait until 9am.

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It’s 106 miles to Chicago, it’s night, and we’re wearing shades. Hit it.

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Tara: Kids would really like this show.
Me: I would hope so, you’re watching the Disney Channel.

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I think I saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang just drive through town!

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If anyone was wondering, I found my headphones.

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That moment, when you’re the church accompanist and you start playing the nonexistent third verse.

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My car radio is never loud enough for Prince.

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Argh! The pop machine is out of Diet Mountain Dew AND Diet Pepsi! #thehorror