Whooo ooo! I’m under 100 open tabs in Chrome!
- October 7, 2019 8:08 am
150 browser tabs across three windows… I wonder if I should close some?
- September 27, 2019 9:47 am
I’m updating to iOS 13.1!
- September 24, 2019 4:36 pm
If you’re going to play 9-5 on a Monday morning, I think you should wait until 9am.
- September 16, 2019 8:04 am
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, it’s night, and we’re wearing shades. Hit it.
- September 14, 2019 8:26 am
Tara: Kids would really like this show. Me: I would hope so, you’re watching the Disney Channel.
- September 10, 2019 8:57 pm
I think I saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang just drive through town!
- September 9, 2019 4:32 pm
If anyone was wondering, I found my headphones.
- August 12, 2019 9:00 pm
That moment, when you’re the church accompanist and you start playing the nonexistent third verse.
- August 11, 2019 11:33 am
My car radio is never loud enough for Prince.
- July 13, 2019 2:41 pm

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