I’ve been told I shouldn’t eat from an opened bag of Chewy Sweet Tarts I found in the pantry that expired back in January.
- June 4, 2018 9:32 pm
Cleaning out a litter box is the worst prospecting game ever!
- May 27, 2018 9:16 pm
Every time I hear the default Verizon ringtone, a little piece of me dies inside..
- May 27, 2018 10:29 am
Happy first day of pants free season!
- May 25, 2018 7:41 am
Walking in to Goodwill and Funkytown is playing causes one to wonder what year it is.
- May 12, 2018 2:14 pm
Attention candidates: For every piece of junk mail, phone call, or ad I see, I will tell someone to vote against you. And, it looks like I’ll need to plant a tree.
- May 4, 2018 11:46 pm
A VERY important service announcement: Do not eat cheez-its while handling SD cards.
- May 2, 2018 5:05 pm
I don’t understand why it’s not warmer out, I hid my winter coat when the temperature hit 60 last week.
- April 28, 2018 9:37 am
Mortal Engines by Phillip Reeve
- April 23, 2018 9:16 pm